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Valery Shapkin написал(а) к All в Jun 97 01:47:00 по местному времени:
Нello All! %Subj%... Я так понял, что LAPD - Los Angeles Police Department (?) ================================================================== * Forwarded by Valery Shapkin (2:5023/12.8) * Forwarded by Semyon Petushin (2:5030/318.7) -----Forwarded message from Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>----- Forwarded-by: jim@hosaka.SmallWorks.COM (Jim Thompson) Forwarded-by: Gareth Evans <gevans@cpd.ntc.nokia.com> From: Rebecca.A.Lee@Dartmouth.EDU Mon Jun 2 21:49 BST 1997 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. Нe releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit! -----End of forwarded message----- ============================================================================= -+- lvm@belcom.ru <- use english here! + Origin: Рукописи не рецензируются и не возвращаются. (2:5020/293) ============================================================================= GoodLuck, Valery ... There's a lady who's sure - all that glisters is Gold...ED 2.50b6+ --- |